This Family Tries to Haggle with the Afterlife

18. The Reckless Plot to Bargain with Fate

"Total blackout, phantom hourglass alarms chiming from every compass point, and glowing red numbers stamped right on our foreheads... That's it, the local-edition apocalypse is officially parked right on our doorstep!" Rara shrieked in absolute panic, her hands frantically feeling along the living room walls in the pitch-black darkness.

Mum, though secretly harboring a jolt of terror after hearing that mysterious alarm, refused to surrender to the situation. She whipped her hand through the dark. "Apocalypse your left foot! Don't go talking nonsense inside someone else's house! Quick, Bagas, grab the emergency LED flashlight from beneath the cash register drawer! Stop standing there staring like a lost goblin!"

Bagas, previously paralyzed stiff, snapped out of his shock. He fumbled for the register drawer, flicked on the small flashlight, and cast its beam across Mum and Rara’s faces. Beneath the dim, sweeping cone of light, the bright red numbers glowing across all three of their foreheads were still ticking down relentlessly, shrinking second by second.

"Mum... Rara... That alarm went off right at the exact second the mass destiny synchronization system activated," Bagas said in a heavy, anxious voice, staring down his family. "That means the universal system is running a simultaneous death countdown for every single resident of Suka Maju Village at once!"

Mum fell silent for a beat. She drew a deep breath, then fixed her middle child with a fierce glare. "So what? If our time really is down to a handful of digits, you expect us to just roll over and accept our fate, whining in the corner of the shop like a couple of broke gamblers?!"

"Hell no, Mum!" Bagas countered instantly.

"That's right, Big Bro!" Rara chimed in, her eyes shining with fierce determination, though her voice still trembled slightly. "If destiny wants to factory-reset our lives today, we aren't going down without a fight like some cheap game NPC getting a quick game over!"

Mum grinned widely—the signature smirk of a traditional market brawler who never surrendered before a haggle concluded. She slammed her hand hard against the cash register counter. "Now that's my kids! If destiny wants to cheat and slap a hard deadline on us, we'll hit it right back with a move so absurd it leaves the Grim Reaper completely confused!"

"Wait, Mum... are you saying we should stage a street protest carrying clogged-drain picket signs?" Bagas asked, thoroughly bewildered.

"Protest your head! We're launching a reckless strike to bargain with fate!" Mum roared loudly. "Starting today, we're throwing open every single shelf of Barokah Jaya Convenience Store! We’re hosting an impromptu community feast and block party right here in the shop yard! We’re handing out all our remaining grocery stock for free, cooking hundreds of portions of instant noodles for the neighbors, and inviting the whole village to laugh together until they completely forget they're on a countdown timer!"

Bagas’s eyes bulged in shock. "What?! Give away all our groceries for free?! Mum, that's our final stash of treasure left to pay off the distributor debt!"

"Money and debt don't follow you to the grave, Bagas! If we're going down, at least we go down with a full stomach and make an entire village happy!" Mum cut in with zero room for debate. "Enough, stop arguing! Rara, grab the portable gas stove and the biggest pot in the kitchen! Bagas, set up the tarp and long tables out front right now!"

Four hours later, the front yard of Barokah Jaya Convenience Store had undergone a complete transformation into the most boisterous, insane food festival in the history of Suka Maju Village.

While PLN power remained cut, borrowed pressure lanterns from the security post and rows of large candles bathed the shop yard in a warm, yellowish glow. The savory scent of two giant pots overflowing with chicken curry instant noodles, boiled eggs, and fried shallots hung thick in the night air, mingling with the roaring laughter of dozens of villagers who had poured in to answer the impromptu invitation.

"Hey, Bu Haji! This is a genuine free feast with zero membership requirements, right?!" shouted Mr. RT (Mr. Mul)—who still looked slightly pale in the aftermath of yesterday's drainage plunge—as he dragged a plastic chair up to the table.

Mum welcomed him with a hearty laugh as she ladled a bowl of instant noodles overflowing with eggs. "100% free, Mr. RT! Tonight only, a special treat courtesy of the Barokah Jaya family for everyone looking to extend their lifespan via carbohydrates!"

"Fantastic! If I'd known, I should have face-planted into the sewer a week ago so I could score an all-you-can-eat buffet spread like this every day!" Cak Edi joked, triggering a wave of roaring laughter from the neighbors sitting cross-legged on plastic mats.

Bagas stood in the corner of the yard carrying a tray loaded with mugs of warm sweet tea, handing them out one by one to the villagers. The atmosphere around him felt vibrantly alive. The gossipy mothers were cackling freely over hot food, while the husbands who had been hurling banana peels at each other in the ditch yesterday were now wrapping arms around each other, belting out old-school dangdut tunes without any backing music.

Amidst his tea-serving duties, Bagas’s footsteps slowly ground to a halt. He swept his gaze across the yard, locking his attention onto the foreheads of the merrymaking neighbors.

The exact millisecond he did, Bagas’s breath hitched in his throat.

Above Mr. RT's head, above Cak Edi's, above Mrs. Minah's, and right down to the mothers and young kids greedily slurping down noodles, the translucent digits that had previously blinked in frantic panic... slowly began to slow down.

The numbers stopped flashing wildly. Their color softened from a harsh, deep red into a calm, tranquil green, and their durations—previously locked in critical danger—gradually stabilized, stretching outward on their own!

Bagas stared in stunned disbelief. Warm tears unconsciously slipped down his cheeks.

Turns out... Bagas whispered internally in quiet awe. Those numbers aren't rigid, unyielding death sentences. They move and respond to happiness. The universe wasn't punishing Suka Maju Village with death; it was demanding the laughter and togetherness they had lost while drowning in petty, everyday stress.

"Hey, sweet tea baron! Stop standing around like a war memorial statue in the middle of the road! Here, take these empty bowls!" Rara yelled, playfully swatting Bagas's shoulder to break his trance, the teenage girl flashing a wide grin with instant-noodle seasoning smeared across her cheek.

Bagas smiled genuinely, wiping away his tears in a hurry before bursting into laughter alongside his sister. "Coming right up, Madam Chief Financial Officer! On my way!"

The exact moment the community feast reached its crescendo—where every resident hoisted their mugs of sweet tea high into the air to toast their shared bond—the shop yard suddenly flooded with a brilliant flash of bright light.

Bzzzt...

Bagas’s smartphone, resting quietly on the wooden cash register table, suddenly blazed to life on its own, drawing Bagas away from the chaotic crowd to march back inside.

Bagas picked up the phone. The screen displayed a brand-new system notification updating the previous mass countdown.

Every villager who spotted the glowing phone screen instantly fell silent, holding their collective breath in mounting tension.

Bagas drew a deep breath, then read the glowing text stamped across the display:

[ DESTINY UPDATE SYSTEM: Resident protest accepted. Universal expiration deadline permanently canceled. Please enjoy your borrowed lease on life. ]

The exact second those words registered, every single red number blazing across Mum, Rara, and the entire village flickered once before fading out entirely, vanishing from sight.

At that exact microsecond, every single light across the entire settlement blazed back to life simultaneously.

Snap!

The PLN grid surged back online, instantly backed by a roaring explosion of victorious cheering and thunderous applause from the hundreds of villagers packing the yard of Barokah Jaya.

Bagas laughed out loud with unbridled joy. He hoisted his phone high into the air, pulling Mum and Rara into a crushing, tearful group hug amid the warmth of a family that had just survived the most absurd destiny storm on the face of the planet.

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