This Family Tries to Haggle with the Afterlife
19. A New Day in Suka Maju Village
"I swear, last night was the most legendary night in the entire history of Suka Maju Village civilization! Two giant pots of instant noodles completely wiped clean down to the last drop, and the husbands who were literally at each other's throats in the drainage ditch yesterday ended up dueting dangdut songs until their voices sounded like a broken bajaj engine!" Jefri ranted with fiery passion, slurping down his sachet coffee at the security post that morning.
Bagas, lounging lazily across the bamboo cot of Barokah Jaya Convenience Store, could only offer a soft, knowing smile as he listened to his best friend's enthusiastic rant, still buzzing from the impromptu block party the night before.
The morning sun of October 8, 2026, greeted Suka Maju Village with a warmth that felt entirely different. The sky stretched out in a brilliant, cloudless blue, as though the universe itself had shed its gloomy attire to wash away the last traces of cosmic tension from the days prior. Streetlights functioned normally, the main drainage flow at the end of the alley was running smoothly thanks to the villagers' collective clean-up effort, and most importantly: the mass countdown system had vanished entirely without a trace. No more translucent numbers hovered over anyone's brow. The universe seemed to gracefully concede defeat in the face of genuine laughter and the warm togetherness of the Suka Maju residents.
"Last night really was something else, Jef. How often do you get to see Cak Edi doing a belly dance in a sarong at midnight?" Bagas replied casually, shifting his spine deeper into the bamboo slats for maximum comfort.
Jefri burst out laughing, slapping his own thigh. "So true! But the craziest part has to be Mr. RT. The guy almost bought a one-way ticket to game over after face-planting into the sewer yesterday, and now he's right back at it, enthusiastically collecting trash dues while waving around a bridge repair proposal!"
Bagas chuckled softly. He glanced back toward the interior of the shop. Life had snapped right back to its chaotic normal, as though the curse drama, the loan shark thugs, and the fake shaman Ki Jangkung were nothing more than a weird nightmare that had blown through overnight.
Barokah Jaya Convenience Store was once again swarmed by militant grandmothers lining up to shop since seven in the morning. The noisy clatter of haggling, the jingle of coin change, and the familiar aroma of bulk coconut oil flooded the air once more, bringing back the peace they had all missed so dearly.
"Hey, Mrs. Minah! Don't you dare try to haggle this red bird's-eye chili down to half price! These aren't end-of-season clearance items at a downtown mall! They're already expensive straight from the farmer, and you still want them priced like a diner's shrimp cracker!" Mum's booming, signature shriek echoed sharply from the cashier station.
Mrs. Minah, clutching a kilo of red chilies, offered a raspy chuckle and snorted. "Oh, come on, Bu Haji! Why so stingy with your own neighbor? Knock it down a little so your business stays blessed!"
"A business is only blessed if people pay without grumbling! If you want them cheap, go plant your own chili tree in the flower pot out front!" Mum shot back instantly, triggering a chorus of united laughter from the queuing mothers.
Bagas watched the scene unfold from outside with a wide grin. Mum was back in action, wielding her razor-sharp chili-haggling blade. Gone was any lingering anxiety or dread that his mother's time was running out. Everything was back to the way it was—noisy, rowdy, and overflowing with life.
"Alright, Jef. Stop camping out at that coffee cup, doesn't your mum need you to go pick up an LPG gas tank?" Bagas called out, steering the conversation as he glanced at his buddy still lingering on the bench.
"Relax, bro. Today is officially scheduled as my day off as a certified free-range slacker with zero psychological baggage," Jefri replied with a cheeky grin, pushing himself up from the bench. "Anyway, I'm heading back to grind out that ranked mobile game match I had to ditch yesterday because of your local apocalypse. See ya later, Gas!"
"Peace, watch your step on the way home. Skip the death corner unless you want a rematch with a sand truck," Bagas teased as his friend departed.
Once Jefri was out of sight, Bagas flopped back down onto his beloved bamboo cot. He drew in a deep, satisfying breath, enjoying the cool morning breeze. Yet, one thing felt profoundly different from the old version of himself: Bagas no longer viewed the world through a lens of fear, overthinking, or crushing mental weight.
He no longer wasted energy stressing over when his own life—or anyone else's—would hit zero. Bagas realized that this brief existence was infinitely more beautiful when lived second by second with total sincerity—appreciating every single one of Mum's rants, tolerating Rara's financial lectures, and savoring a warm mug of sweet tea on a creaky shop porch without frantically hunting for expiration numbers on anyone's forehead.
"Turns out, it's pretty peaceful being a slacker with zero burdens..." Bagas muttered to himself, letting his eyelids drift shut as he savored the peak moment of pure tranquility.
Just as he was about to drift off into a blissful afternoon nap, a looming shadow suddenly blocked out the sun directly across his face.
Bagas lazily cracked open one eye. Standing right before him, hands planted firmly on her hips with a masterclass death glare, was Mum, wielding her ultimate weapon: half a coconut-fiber broom with a wooden handle whose bristles were half-bald.
"Hey, Bagas! Look at you stretching out for a morning nap like some royal prince fresh out of meditation training?!" Mum barked sharply with a window-rattling roar.
Bagas instantly bolted upright, startled out of his horizontal state and sitting at awkward attention. "Huh? Mercy, Mum! I wasn't just resting, I was... conducting a gravity test on the bamboo slats!"
"Gravity test your left foot!" Mum snapped in amusement, instantly deploying her signature ear-twisting death grip with maximum torque.
"Ow, ow! Ouch, Mum! Mercy! I literally just got to enjoy world peace for one single second!" Bagas shrieked in agony, clutching his instantly crimson ear with a grimace.
"World peace your foot! The shop is slammed with a cooking oil queue and you're out here taking a siesta! Get up right now and go restack the gas canisters out back before I permanently reclassify you as an alley vagrant!" Mum ordered with absolute finality.
Instead of feeling annoyed or terrified like he would have days ago, Bagas simply burst into unbridled laughter. It was a relieved laugh that proved just how happy he was to be on the receiving end of his mother's classic rants once again.
"Right away, Madam Shop Queen! Gas is launching to the crime scene right now!" Bagas grinned widely, springing off the bamboo cot to smooth down his shirt.
Mum huffed in annoyance, spinning on her heel to march back into the shop while continuing a running monologue cursing her middle child's endless antics.
Bagas smiled warmly. He slipped a hand into his pocket, pulling out his smartphone, which was now operating entirely normally. He tapped the screen to wake it up and checked the interface. No mysterious cosmic system messages, no terrifying hourglass countdowns. The display was blissfully clean, featuring nothing more than a gallery of goofy memes from Jefri and a family WhatsApp group chat blowing up with Mum's cooking recipes.
Bagas let out a long, contented sigh, sliding his phone back into his pocket before skipping off toward the back storage room. Life in Suka Maju Village was rolling along precisely as it should—full of drama, full of laughter, and best of all, entirely free of life-expectancy discounts.